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You might find a bit more reality around here: I write about things that will make you Laugh, Think, and Cry.

Here’s a little sampler of what you’ll find.

I wore red at my (second) wedding–seemed appropriate for a shamelessly knocked-up bride.

My husband recently discovered an upside to all the fabric and sewing paraphernalia throughout the house: he can get me to post like a pin-up girl.

Here I am wearing my first muslin dress for Gertie’s B6453 Sew-Along.

When I wear a pussy hat, it is rainbow-colored. You’ll read a lot about advocacy and social justice here.

 

I believe dolls are meant for adult amusement.

I can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue.

My dad has a stone in Arlington, though his ashes are (illegally) in a lake somewhere.

I’m not telling where.

I make beautiful things.

I just joined Mensa and am damn-good at this writing gig.

You should totally follow me. There will be puppy videos.